IM AN MC.

Dear Mr. B, 

I have decided that you should make me an MC. The reasons why are:

1. I am personable. 

2. I have a good vibe. 

3. I am awesome.

4. I am organized. Sometimes. 

5. I am. Therefore, I will be an MC. 

6. I am interesting.

7. I am different from all the other boring people that have applied (ex. Laura or Abby)

8. I am a good speaker.

9. I am not stressed. 

10. I am a good choice.

11. I am cool.

12. I am entertaining.

13. I am unique. 

14. I am beautiful.

15. I am an alpaca. 

16. I am positive.

17. I am an inspirational speaker. 

18. I am a braceface. Which means, I can relate to other people with braces in the 8th grade that are worried and insecure about their oral status.

19. I am random.

20. I have a long list of things about why I should be chosen to become an MC.

And yes, I can spell emcee, but I have decided to use the abbreviation, because that's what MC's usually do. 

I AM SYDNEY. 

What more could you ask for?

-

Sydney. 

P.S. Hopefully you see this as somewhat humorable and don't take it the wrong way. 

I would love to be an MC, and I'm sure other people do too, but this is my last chance to make a mark on Orange Grove. And I am not a copycat like some people who decide that they will steal my jokes and my format for this letter. 

Thank you for your time, and have a swell evening. And a swell evening at the promotion. 

For all the supporters out there, that believe I will become an MC, thank you. 

Sponsored by Laura DeMers. Class president.